Are you sick of all these so called “True Religions’? Well how about joining the church of Google, The Church Of Google believes a convincing argument can be made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind has ever come to experiencing an actual Deity.

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The religion of ‘Googlism’ has currently got 9 Proofs as to why Google is God, 2 of the more convincing ‘Proofs’ are; according to Google trends, the term “Google” is searched for more than the terms “God”, “Jesus”, “Allah”, “Buddha”, “Christianity”, “Islam”, “Buddhism” and “Judaism”Combined and Google is infinite , The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

Googlist’s also have a day of celebration during the year, The 14th September, Which is significant because that is the day “Google.com” was registered. Google Appreciation Day’s main purpose is to better the lives of those who celebrate it by encouraging the acquisition of knowledge, which will eventually lead to the betterment of one’s life. The site even includes 3 steps as a guide to ‘Bettering’ your life, Sadly no gifts are given unlike Christmas.

Ultimately the Proof is there, but comparing ‘Google’ to ‘God’ will always cause issues and start arguments, The Bible was written by men and Google created by men, People turn to the Bible in times of need as they turn to Google when the need arises but does it have the same effect as the son of God being crucified for all of our sins and rising from the dead, I do not think so. Religion is a personal thing there are Trekkie’s, Jedi’s, Even people who think “Twillight” is their new Bible, So each to their own and they can live their lives whatever way they wish.

This to me makes the world interesting and ‘Googlism’ is just another religion to ponder over, As to whether it is the ‘One True’ faith that is up to you to decide.

More info at: www.thechurchofgoogle.org

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